10 Translated Text Messages From Your Significant Other

Being in a relationship in the digital age is tough. There’s the pressure of being Facebookofficial, the constant text message misunderstandings and the ever-present gnawing fear that the reality we live in is actually a computer simulation created by sentient machines.

But let’s just focus on the texting thing for now, okay?

You might have the misguided impression that you and your significant other have an open and honest texting dialogue. You say what you mean, you don’t play games and you understand each other. You are so wrong. None of us have any idea what our significant others are really saying in their text messages.

Don’t worry, we’re here to help. This translation guide will guide you through some of the common texts exchanged between you and your S.O.